macarena-of-time:

i love saying fuck me because it can either be sexual or self-loathing and those are two things that describe me perfectly

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1500hp:

enough about me lets talk about your money

(via edsheerain)

almightykushlord:

if you hesitate to kiss a girl after she sucked your stuff up you need to put your clothes on and go home because you’re a child

(via oceannn-eyes)

ambassador-of-anguish:

shouldertappingghosts:

If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.

This is perfect.

(via oceannn-eyes)